about cowboy
Welcome to my corner of the internet — a digital mindpalace where I share thoughts on food, movies, books, and other joy-inducing nonsense. Expect opinions, observations, and maybe a few unsolicited hot takes.
skills & abilities
Can detect soggy chips in a nacho pile from five feet away10/10
Can close 14 pop-up ads in under 3 seconds10/10
Ate calamari so good I considered becoming a fisherman9/10
Has a full-time job and a full-time hobby of thinking about the job2/10
Possesses double-jointed thumbs5/10
Expert at drinking Dirty Shirleys and pretending it’s classy11/10
currently learning
That “sleep” and “rest” are not the same thingin progress
How to not take things personallylearning
How to stop saying “it is what it is”maybe never
